#1 Bomb Implants Emerge as Airline Terror Threat .07-06-2011, 08:51 PM
OMG!!! Real exploding boobies!!!! :eek:
Militants from al Qaeda's Yemeni branch are considering surgically implanting explosive devices in would-be suicide bombers, possibly with the aim of blowing up airliners, U.S. officials said Wednesday.
The new intelligence on plotting by al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, considered the group's most dangerous affiliate, led the Obama administration to warn foreign governments and American and international airline executives over the past several days that terrorists might attempt to board planes with explosives concealed in their bodies.
"It's more than aspirational," a U.S. official said. "They're trying to make this happen."May the FORCE be with you!
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07-08-2011, 07:58 PM
They went from shoving it up the pooter to loading it in a hooter!:eek:How is obama working out for you?
07-08-2011, 08:08 PM
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07-08-2011, 10:03 PM
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well i'm surprised that it's taken them this long to figure it out. Hell I'm surprise that they haven't just blown themselves up in terminals before they get to the screening area"Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings..." Patrick Henry
07-08-2011, 10:47 PM
The question is whether the the TSA, with their niggardly attitude toward bailiwick, will adjust their groping accordingly. My guess is that this newest threat on the breast of security will be accepted with anxious hands; unless, those supple subjects of suspicion lie cloaked beneath a Muslim burqa (woman-bag) or some other shmata the women of Islam wear with honor so they don't get honor-killed, or raped, stoned, raped then stoned, stoned then raped, clitorally circumcised, burned;...you know.
Stand any American with a shred of common sense at airport security and they will screen passengers with 98% accuracy without equipment or the laying on of hands.
We are governed by imbeciles."Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
07-11-2011, 01:01 PM
Were they inspired by the Fembots from Austin Powers?
07-18-2011, 06:38 PM
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07-19-2011, 08:53 AM
When suspicious packages are found in public places, they're removed to a safe place and detonated. So,...........
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