A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"the golfer mumbles to
himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
"Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?" Thinking

the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again,
"Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."The same stranger is at

his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of
your sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" and he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for

him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says: "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, then he makes the eagle and wins the match.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him
and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am.
I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "...I'm Father O'Malley."