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  1. #1 Naked Burglar Found In Tub Eating Cheetos 
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    APRIL 19--Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Louisiana resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos,” police report.
    According to an arrest affidavit, the victim found the stranger inside her Monroe home around 5 PM. When she confronted the intruder, the woman told cops, the naked burglar claimed that “an unknown male told her to break into the victim’s house.”
    Cops responding to a 911 call identified the naked woman as Evelyn Washington, a 29-year-old Monroe resident whose home is a little more than a mile away from the victim’s house.
    Washington apparently entered the home through a broken window.
    An officer noted that she observed the bathtub “to be full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”
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    That's pretty rude stealing someones Cheetos!
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    She looks sad and mentally ill in the mug shot.
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    Maybe one of those drugs that has the side effect of causing the body temperature to rise.
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    somebody has to ask...

    What is her DU name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dlr Pyro View Post
    somebody has to ask...

    What is her DU name?
    Frenchie Cat.
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    Part of me thinks that Cheetos for all should be a right!
    Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
    Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
    Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
    21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Part of me thinks that Cheetos for all should be a right!
    Only for pot smokers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Only for pot smokers.

    It's 4/20 today, the orange revolution at DU should be in full force today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    It's 4/20 today, the orange revolution at DU should be in full force today.
    Ah yes.....

    Should expect more lunacy than usual....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Frenchie Cat.

    LOL!!
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