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    And now it's time for a cow trapped in a monitor lizard's body.



    Just think of the angst-filled struggle that poor cow has to endure knowing inside she's a cow when everyone else sees her as a monitor lizard. She's probably attempted suicide within the depths of her depression but couldn't hold a gun or tie a noose with those stupid stumpy legs and paddle paws she's stuck with. This is the stuff of Greek tragedies and Sleepy's mattress commercials. Know what I mean?
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    And now it's time for a cow trapped in a monitor lizard's body.



    Just think of the angst-filled struggle that poor cow has to endure knowing inside she's a cow when everyone else sees her as a monitor lizard. She's probably attempted suicide within the depths of her depression but couldn't hold a gun or tie a noose with those stupid stumpy legs and paddle paws she's stuck with. This is the stuff of Greek tragedies and Sleepy's mattress commercials. Know what I mean?
    That poor, poor Cowzard!!!

    Where the heck are the space aliens when you NEED them??
    All Sci-fi lovers know that they could easily isolate the cow from the lizard, and use matter/energy teleportation to safely separate the 2 very divergent species!!


    Of course, that would probably make the lizard very despondent, indeed...
    Imagine having half of your being pulled away...
    Poor baby!

    Perhaps we can convince the space aliens, while they were in the neighborhood, to... well... you know... Combine something ELSE into the lizard!
    Something not as vital and useful as a cow...
    Something few people would miss...

    Then we would have....
    Wait for it...

    An Ozard!!!
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    I told you they were real.......


    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    Gettin' to be that time of the year...................
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