Ah, why leave you in suspence?!! This is all pork!!! Moo!
I absolutely cannot believe you aren't dead yet. You should ask the First Lady to give you a physical. I don't think you are meeting her dietary targets, mister.
When the delegates emerged from the Constitutional Convention in 1787, a Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got?” Franklin replied, “A republic, madam, if you can keep it.”