Big Daddy Graham, a local talk show host(sports of all things) used to do parody songs and one was called Call In Sick. At the end he's on the phone with hsi boss and calls him a scumwaffle. Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kide-xvnNlc
WTF?
When the delegates emerged from the Constitutional Convention in 1787, a Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got?” Franklin replied, “A republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
LOL, he had some good stuff back in the day. He had a song about nuns and another called the Escalator of Lunch. He's now the overnight guy on 610 WiP sports talk station.
"Any Government Big Enough To Give You Everything You Want Is Also Big Enough To Take Everything You Have."-Thomas Jefferson