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07-14-2011, 12:12 AM
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Florida. The Cuban Part.
Dude, you said you loved this girl and wanted to marry her. She doesn't feel the same, so you're SETTLING?
How about finding your testicles, kicking her out your bed and finding a woman who will unashamedly love you for you. You are degrading your manhood by doing this.
~QC"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is hard business. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Rudyard Kipling - (1865-1936)
Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
07-14-2011, 12:22 AMGovernment is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
07-14-2011, 12:25 AM
have u even asked her out?If you want to see my political views, check out my profile. i have them on my wall because there wasn't enough room in the info section.
07-14-2011, 01:14 AMThe Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
07-14-2011, 07:17 AM
Everyone is pussy footing around you trying to be nice and civil but I will lay it all out. STOP BEING A PUSSY, people like give a new meaning to the word DOORMAT. DO you like being used? Oh my God you are really a SOP. Women like men with balls and if she doesn't go with you KICK HER TO THE CURB.
I am choking on my own rage here. :D
07-14-2011, 07:41 AM
- Join Date
- May 2008
Note: for those who don't already know, an LJBF is a person who,
unconsciously and subliminally convinces you that you are without doubt, the
man/woman s/he's been looking for all his/her life, then crushes your ego,
self-respect, and will-to-live by uttering the four most awful words in the
"Let's Just be Friends"
Q: How many LJBFs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, who will...
... call you up every night for three months and talk to you for hours on
end, about how bad her current light bulb is, how it goes out without
warning, and never provides her with the kind of light she would really love
... tell you what a wonderful light bulb you have, and how any woman would
die to have such a light bulb.
... tell you it's amazing that your light bulb has been sitting alone in
it's little corrugated cardboard tube for the last six months and even more
amazing that you don't have a dozen sockets to screw it into.
... call you up at three o'clock on a Monday morning, (destroying any chance
you had of being alert, much less coherent at that crucial business meeting
at 8 am) to agonise about the fight she had with her light bulb, and to tell
you that she finally lost her temper with it and unscrewed the light bulb
... be shocked at your offer of a replacement bulb, and will tell you that
she could never screw your light bulb into her empty socket, that doing so
would ruin the light it gives out, and that it's too good a bulb for her
anyway, but that she hopes she'll still be able to come over and talk to you
about her light bulb problems.
... go home, rummage through the trash can, find the defunct light bulb,
lovingly clean it off, screw it back into the socket, and sit there in the
... call you up every night for three months...
- Join Date
- May 2008
07-14-2011, 07:50 AMIn most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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