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    Dude, you said you loved this girl and wanted to marry her. She doesn't feel the same, so you're SETTLING?

    How about finding your testicles, kicking her out your bed and finding a woman who will unashamedly love you for you. You are degrading your manhood by doing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CueSi View Post
    Dude, you said you loved this girl and wanted to marry her. She doesn't feel the same, so you're SETTLING?

    How about finding your testicles, kicking her out your bed and finding a woman who will unashamedly love you for you. You are degrading your manhood by doing this.

    ~QC
    Oh, I see....


    Mind-reading now....



    Good job, and well said
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    have u even asked her out?
    If you want to see my political views, check out my profile. i have them on my wall because there wasn't enough room in the info section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaughtintheMiddle1990 View Post
    well she's here now, asleep next to me. I guess if she doesnt ever love me as a romantic interest, she'll love me as a brother. That's good enough for me. I'll be her Al Neri.
    Al Neri is a man's man. You're a putz. Sorry but it's true. See what this guy is doing with this bull:


    Well, she's doing the same to you but instead of being lead by the nose, she's got you by the testicles. This is why you're a putz.
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    Everyone is pussy footing around you trying to be nice and civil but I will lay it all out. STOP BEING A PUSSY, people like give a new meaning to the word DOORMAT. DO you like being used? Oh my God you are really a SOP. Women like men with balls and if she doesn't go with you KICK HER TO THE CURB.


    I am choking on my own rage here. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaughtintheMiddle1990 View Post
    I mentioned to you some time back about a girl I've loved for 5 years unrequited. Well, a lot has happened in the last few weeks. She wanted a cat; I made sure she got a kitten for free within a week of her saying how much she really wanted one, its her first pet. Her uncle stalked her and her friends and the guy she's seeing (because he had her phone under his account). My family let her put her new phone under our family plan. After her uncle beat her up, I agreed to help her go get a restraining order. She cried hysterically in front of me about it; I comforted her. She told me she trusts me with her life, that I'm the only guy who has never hurt her, that I'm the only person she trusts completely. We've still kept up our closeness and have slept together, in bed, (nonsexually) three times already.

    But now this new guy has entered her life. They've only been dating for but a few weeks.

    Apparently, she talks about me to him ALL THE TIME. Literally, she talks about him all the time to me. She's told him everything about me, including that I have feelings for her. She told him how we're together all the time. Well, she goes to the beach with him yesterday--He drove in from out of state. She told me she was going the day before, so I left her alone--No calls, no texts. She texts me midday out of the blue and we talk from then on. I told her I intended to leave her alone and give her space before she texted me, and she says, "I'm a loser. You're my only friend" and this and that.

    Well, she tells me, "I hope you know he wants to meet you." I ask why. She says, "Because he wants to know who I'm talking about all the time." At first I expressed reservations, given the potential for awkwardness, and finally I conceded I'd go. After that, for the rest of the evening and night, I didn't hear from her.

    We made plans to hang out today, and for her to spend the night here. These plans were in advance already.

    But she's been acting weird all day. She seemed very chipper, and I can usually tell when something's up. She was making a lot of sexual innuendos toward me, a lot of sexually charged jokes, random inappropriate jokes that aren't like her, to the point that I asked if she'd been drinking, she said no. We talked on the phone briefly. And I could tell something was up.

    I said "I thought we gonna hang out today." She changed the subject to more inappropriate jokes.

    I brought this up to her and she said, "I've just been busy all day, running errands in and out of the house."

    So then I said, "Well I just figured something was up. You've been acting odd all day."

    "Lol I know I wanted to see if you'd catch on."

    And I said, "Oh ok, well then what's up?"

    "Absolutely nothing. Honest. I've just been in and out of the house running errands and papers."

    "Well, seems like something's on your mind" (I can usually, accurately, sense this off her and I got that feeling today)

    "We'll talk when I sleep over."

    Me: "Oh. Sounds like something heavy lol."

    Her: "No, no. Just so we can talk."

    Then later she said she was filling out forms and shit and I said "Well, why not bring 'em over here, it's not like I'm gonna look at them"

    She gives me some half assed statement how they were forms that needed stuff from her house or whatever. No big deal.

    I mentioned something minor, about a friend of ours. Mutual friend. She said K.

    Then I didn't hear from her. No response to texts, calls, etc.

    I said finally, "Are you coming over or not, I need to know either way."

    (40 minutes later with no reply to call or text).

    "Why are you ignoring me?"

    "Hold on. Gimme 15."

    That was over 20 minutes ago.

    She's been like this since midday.
    Let's Just Be Friends (LJBF)

    Note: for those who don't already know, an LJBF is a person who,
    unconsciously and subliminally convinces you that you are without doubt, the
    man/woman s/he's been looking for all his/her life, then crushes your ego,
    self-respect, and will-to-live by uttering the four most awful words in the
    English language:

    "Let's Just be Friends"

    Q: How many LJBFs does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Only one, who will...

    ... call you up every night for three months and talk to you for hours on
    end, about how bad her current light bulb is, how it goes out without
    warning, and never provides her with the kind of light she would really love
    to have.

    ... tell you what a wonderful light bulb you have, and how any woman would
    die to have such a light bulb.

    ... tell you it's amazing that your light bulb has been sitting alone in
    it's little corrugated cardboard tube for the last six months and even more
    amazing that you don't have a dozen sockets to screw it into.

    ... call you up at three o'clock on a Monday morning, (destroying any chance
    you had of being alert, much less coherent at that crucial business meeting
    at 8 am) to agonise about the fight she had with her light bulb, and to tell
    you that she finally lost her temper with it and unscrewed the light bulb
    forever.

    ... be shocked at your offer of a replacement bulb, and will tell you that
    she could never screw your light bulb into her empty socket, that doing so
    would ruin the light it gives out, and that it's too good a bulb for her
    anyway, but that she hopes she'll still be able to come over and talk to you
    about her light bulb problems.

    ... go home, rummage through the trash can, find the defunct light bulb,
    lovingly clean it off, screw it back into the socket, and sit there in the
    dark.

    ... call you up every night for three months...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    You were advised what to do the last time you posted this.:mad: You were advised what to do about how to get ahead in life and have as much as your grandparents. You were advised to get your head out of your ass regarding politics. You were advised to get a job and work your ass off. Evidently, you do not listen. You are so full of self pity it is disgusting. You need to see a fucking shrink.
    Maybe he's trolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    No. Not quite. I had someone like this in my life...

    He's a yank along puppy...


    Ditch her, you'll feel a lot better about yourself when you do. Trust me ;)


    Been there, done that, T-shirt sucks....
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaughtintheMiddle1990 View Post
    well she's here now, asleep next to me. I guess if she doesnt ever love me as a romantic interest, she'll love me as a brother. That's good enough for me. I'll be her Al Neri.

    This is not going to end well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    This is not going to end well.
    You think? :D
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