Thread: Senior Romance
#1 Senior Romance07-14-2011, 11:13 PM
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air; the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'Liberals: Obama's useful Idiots
07-15-2011, 12:30 PM
This story reminded me of "Men need to be told everything, while woman need to be told to shutup""To raise your daughter the same as your son is to teach them morals. To raise your son the same as your daughter is to teach them strength. To raise them both equeally, well, you did your job."
07-15-2011, 07:27 PM
Now THAT's funny - I don't care who you are!!! :DI long for the days when our President actually liked our country.
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