A teenager, a man, and a married woman were all driving and got into a car crash. The young teenager died, and when they autopsyed him they found out he had been drinking. The man died immediately, and they found this due to the head on collision.. Finally, the married woman lived, and when asked how, she simply said "Well my husband just cheated on me, my only regret is I accidently killed an innocent child"
Eh, lame but still made me laugh.