#1 Pillsbury Dough Boy Died Yesterday
07-19-2011, 08:05 AM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Locked in a Dungeon, being tortured and LOVING IT!
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71..
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.Please take time to pass this on and share that remembered Dough Boy smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day.Rest In Peace America
July 4, 1776 - January 20, 2009
07-19-2011, 08:21 AM
Now I'm hungry!!!! :DMay the FORCE be with you!
07-19-2011, 04:49 PM
:DGovernment is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
07-20-2011, 12:29 AM
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- In Florda. Out smacking around Useful Idiots
That's pretty funny.
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