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  1. #1 9 Months Later 
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    May 2008
    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself but I am recently widowed, she explained. I am afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

    Don't worry, we will be happy to sleep in the barn and will be gone in the morning if the weather breaks. The lady agreed and the next morning they went on their way and had a great week skiing.

    About 9 months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out. He finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked , do you remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski trip 9 month ago.

    Yes, I do, said Bob. Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to house and pay her a visit? Well, um yes, Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. I have to admit that I did.

    And did you happen to give her my name instead of yours? Bob's face turned beet red and he said, Yeah , look, I am sorry buddy. I am afraid I did. Why do you ask?

    She just died and left everything to me.

    (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? know you keep that smile on your face the rest of the day.)
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    PORCUS STAPHUS ADMIN Rockntractor's Avatar
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    Apr 2009
    Snicker snicker!:D
    Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
    Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
    Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
    21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
    And clever in their own sight! Isaiah 5:20-21 NASB

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