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    I'm starting a day thread if though it's nighttime and it looks like day threads have gone the way of the dodo.

    It's HOT. It's too hot for man or beast. Actually, it is the humidity.

    TOTD: Speaking of beast...I have an unwanted invader in my home. MY HOME. Where my wife sleeps, where my children come to play with their toys.

    He (there may be more than one) has alluded every trap I set out for the little POS. Why doesn't he just go back to Disneyland. I have a pro coming but not until Monday. Any suggestions until then? I want him dead and I don't care how bad he suffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
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    The pro is bringing the poison on Monday. I guess I could pick some up but I'll probably wait.

    I baited a glue trap with a piece of hershey bar. I found pieces of chocolate about a foot from the trap. I think this little jerk-off has been around the block before. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    The pro is bringing the poison on Monday. I guess I could pick some up but I'll probably wait.

    I baited a glue trap with a piece of hershey bar. I found pieces of chocolate about a foot from the trap. I think this little jerk-off has been around the block before. :D
    More like plural, you had a team of mouse engineers study the problem and than stole the chocolate.
    Maybe they will get diabetes.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I'm starting a day thread if though it's nighttime and it looks like day threads have gone the way of the dodo.

    It's HOT. It's too hot for man or beast. Actually, it is the humidity.

    TOTD: Speaking of beast...I have an unwanted invader in my home. MY HOME. Where my wife sleeps, where my children come to play with their toys.

    He (there may be more than one) has alluded every trap I set out for the little POS. Why doesn't he just go back to Disneyland. I have a pro coming but not until Monday. Any suggestions until then? I want him dead and I don't care how bad he suffers.
    Your memory is as short as your snowman's twig dick, you useless stack of water. Hello?

    God! Do I have to do everything around here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Your memory is as short as your snowman's twig dick, you useless stack of water. Hello?

    God! Do I have to do everything around here?
    See, that's how frazzled he has me.

    I even posted in that thread. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    There were like four of them being very careful and getting away with it, all it takes is just one clumsy idiot, that's all it takes!:mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    See, that's how frazzled he has me.

    I even posted in that thread. :D
    I know. Try that before you poison your family. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    There were like four of them being very careful and getting away with it, all it takes is just one clumsy idiot, that's all it takes!:mad:
    It's the way it is. There's always one more imbecile than you counted on. Amirite?
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