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  1. #1 The easy life 
    Administrator SaintLouieWoman's Avatar
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    Sep 2002
    Sarasota Florida

    It's just dawned on me !!

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

    He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical

    needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is

    not required to do any upkeep.
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......

    I think my dog is a member of Congress!

    " To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."

    A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"

    Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill & eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter

    GO CARDS!!!!!!
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    SEAduced SuperMod Hawkgirl's Avatar
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    Sep 2008
    South Florida
    Bahahaha...and if he'd learn how to bark "Present", he could be the President!
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