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    Armstead (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-19-11 06:49 PM
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    Please trust President Obama. You know he won't extend the Bush tax cuts.

    Edited on Tue Jul-19-11 06:50 PM by Armstead
    ...Or impose a health-insurance mandate without a public option.

    And he is absolutely going to rein in those "too big to fail" financial conglomerates.

    Just have some faith and stop being such a pessimist.
    http://www.democraticunderground.com...mesg_id=715141

    And do tell how he plans on doing that.
    Lets just paint some happy clouds over at the sunshine and lollipop land
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    Baseless trust and strict obedience: Basic liberal tenets.
    Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
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    Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:
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    Some people just keep buying the same old lottery ticket thinking they're gonna get rich.........

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    So, a few days ago I was sitting outside on the porch of my trailer home in a ketchup-stained ripped wifebeater while cleaning my shotgun when this group of libtard hippies rolls up in their ecocar. In a cloud of pot haze the four of them pile out of the vehicle and brush the welfare check receipts off them as they walk up to my place carrying a bunch of pro-Obama propaganda. Without even introducing themselves, they start in about how Obama's health care will allow me to get my teeth fixed for free, how Obama's foreign policy means I don't need my shotgun anymore, and how Obama is fighting against greedy rich corporatists for me so that I don't have to live in a trailer anymore. Even though I could tell they were smugly talking down to me, I was attempting to be friendly by nodding my head in hopes they would leave quickly, but I could see this was going to be a while so I lit a cig. One of them wearing pseudo-intellectual glasses freaks out and starts rambling incoherently about how my smoking is "offensive" to him and that I should respect him by not smoking while he was on MY damn property. At this point I had enough so I stood up and started telling them that Obama's health care is going to be paid for by my taxes so to stop calling it free health care. I laced into pseudu-intellectual guy saying that he was on my private property and therefore I could do whatever I damn wanted. Finally, while holding my shotgun threateningly, I told 'em that this shotgun was the only thing standing between me and government oppression and that they could have it back from my cold dead fingers. They all started to stammer and mumble about class warfare and other such nonsense. I cut them off there and told them that if I ever saw them in my neighborhood again I would put buckshot through their engine block. Three of them ran off, but one of them stayed behind, and with tears in his eyes confessed he was really a conservative but had to pretend to be a liberal so his college professors would pass him. He said my speech made him realize that there is no honor in living like a libtard so he was going to make a speech at his college which would likely get him kicked out. I told him I'd get him a job at the local repair shop and he thanked me profusely. After they left, a few of my neighbors came over and gave me free beer as they told me I had saved that young man's life. Proudest moment for me ever.
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    Obviously this is a 10 on the Bounce-O-Meter.

    Good job with the conversion.:D
    Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
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    Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmPat View Post
    Obviously this is a 10 on the Bounce-O-Meter.

    Good job with the conversion.:D
    Thanks. I've spent the last few days going through bouncies to learn how to write them, so my first few might be a little rough but hopefully I can refine them so they are almost believable. Just attempting to develop a new weapon for my trolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the director View Post
    So, a few days ago I was sitting outside on the porch of my trailer home in a ketchup-stained ripped wifebeater while cleaning my shotgun when this group of libtard hippies rolls up in their ecocar. In a cloud of pot haze the four of them pile out of the vehicle and brush the welfare check receipts off them as they walk up to my place carrying a bunch of pro-Obama propaganda. Without even introducing themselves, they start in about how Obama's health care will allow me to get my teeth fixed for free, how Obama's foreign policy means I don't need my shotgun anymore, and how Obama is fighting against greedy rich corporatists for me so that I don't have to live in a trailer anymore. Even though I could tell they were smugly talking down to me, I was attempting to be friendly by nodding my head in hopes they would leave quickly, but I could see this was going to be a while so I lit a cig. One of them wearing pseudo-intellectual glasses freaks out and starts rambling incoherently about how my smoking is "offensive" to him and that I should respect him by not smoking while he was on MY damn property. At this point I had enough so I stood up and started telling them that Obama's health care is going to be paid for by my taxes so to stop calling it free health care. I laced into pseudu-intellectual guy saying that he was on my private property and therefore I could do whatever I damn wanted. Finally, while holding my shotgun threateningly, I told 'em that this shotgun was the only thing standing between me and government oppression and that they could have it back from my cold dead fingers. They all started to stammer and mumble about class warfare and other such nonsense. I cut them off there and told them that if I ever saw them in my neighborhood again I would put buckshot through their engine block. Three of them ran off, but one of them stayed behind, and with tears in his eyes confessed he was really a conservative but had to pretend to be a liberal so his college professors would pass him. He said my speech made him realize that there is no honor in living like a libtard so he was going to make a speech at his college which would likely get him kicked out. I told him I'd get him a job at the local repair shop and he thanked me profusely. After they left, a few of my neighbors came over and gave me free beer as they told me I had saved that young man's life. Proudest moment for me ever.


    we so need some bleeding eye emotes
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post


    we so need some bleeding eye emotes
    Perhaps, but if you give me your address I'll mail you some Johnson & Johnson "No More Tears" shampoo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmPat View Post
    Baseless trust and strict obedience: Basic liberal tenets.
    and they call us fascists
    If you want to see my political views, check out my profile. i have them on my wall because there wasn't enough room in the info section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnkbortka View Post
    and they call us fascists
    Who?
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