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    Sniff sniff, ahhhhhh that new forum smell!:)
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    I made bacon for breakfast this morning. The real stuff, not Turkey Bacon.
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Top 10 Reasons Bacon Is Actually HEALTHY For You!
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    OK, well, the extremely biased opinions of the various ďbeef boards, fish factions, and chicken coalitionísĒ have had their free reign for the last 50 years, so I think itís finally time to hear what the actual doctors, nutritionists, University studies and medical tests have to say on the matter of baconís nutritional benefits to our health.

    Here is a list of the Top 10 Reasons why bacon is actually healthy for you!

    Pork Powered Protein: The protein found in bacon is extremely valuable to maintaining our energy levels and a fully functioning, healthy body, with a minimum of those nasty, waist, thigh and butt expanding, fat building carbohydrates.

    Baconís Blood Balancing Bounty: Several university and medical center studies have shown that including bacon as a regular, moderate pat of oneís diet, actually naturally works to lower the bodies blood pressure and blood sugar levels, helping to prevent and / or alleviate the effects of diabetes, as well as heart disease, stroke and heart attack. ...
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    Finally the truth about natures most perfect food!:)
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    I made bacon for breakfast this morning. The real stuff, not Turkey Bacon.
    nothing wrong with Turkey bacon




    Beef bacon is freaking awesome though


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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    I made bacon for breakfast this morning. The real stuff, not Turkey Bacon.
    Financial records all up to date? As my mother said to my father when they updated their wills; "Will I be a rich widow? If not, where's the fun in being a widow at all?" :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Financial records all up to date? As my mother said to my father when they updated their wills; "Will I be a rich widow? If not, where's the fun in being a widow at all?" :p
    Your mom had the right idea. Unfortunately, I won't be a rich widow, so he needs to start eating more veggies and more popcorn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Sniff sniff, ahhhhhh that new forum smell!:)
    Bacon is the pigs revenge ..don't let the pigs win !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Your mom had the right idea. Unfortunately, I won't be a rich widow, so he needs to start eating more veggies and more popcorn.
    My husband checks in every once in awhile to see if he's still worth more dead than alive. It's a toss-up. ;)
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    Bacon doesn't kill you.... Processed refined garbage does.....
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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