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  1. #1 Ah ya I vas yoost tinking' bout Ole an Sven yoost de udder day. 
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    Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

    Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

    Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

    Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

    Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

    Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

    Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

    Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

    Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

    Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

    Ole stopped to think. "No "

    "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

    Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

    Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

    Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

    Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

    Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

    Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

    Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

    Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

    Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

    Ole stopped to think. "No "

    "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa
    I am so yankin' that one....:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by noworries View Post
    I am as well
    In Iowa







    :p +1
    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
    Ronald Reagan

    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
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