I wear a Casio. Now don't make me mobilize the ADL.
Jewbans and Jewmaicans are a totally different creature to your common New York Jew (Askehanzium Semiticum). . . :p
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is hard business. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Rudyard Kipling - (1865-1936)