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  1. #1 Best Bar Joke 
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    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

    The robot says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini."

    The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,
    "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "168."

    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,

    space exploration and medical technology.





    The guy leaves, but he is curious...

    So he goes back into the bar.





    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini."

    Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

    "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "100."

    The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
    tractors.



    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
    try it one more time.





    He goes back into the bar.

    The robot says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great
    martini.

    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."






    The robot leans in real close and says,








    "So, are you people still happy you voted for Obama?"


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    " To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."

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    A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"


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    That's good!
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
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    RACIST!!!!!! :mad::D:D
    May the FORCE be with you!
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