Thread: A very Short Love Story
#1 A very Short Love Story08-06-2011, 06:06 PM
A Very Short Love Story......
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, suddenly found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-Continental Train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? ... I'm awfully cold.'
She said, 'I have a better idea, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea! He exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.....
" To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."
"A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill & eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter
08-06-2011, 06:09 PM
That made me laugh. :DIn most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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