A Very Short Love Story......
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, suddenly found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-Continental Train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? ... I'm awfully cold.'
She said, 'I have a better idea, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea! He exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.....