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  1. #1 A very Short Love Story 
    Administrator SaintLouieWoman's Avatar
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    Sep 2002
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    A Very Short Love Story......

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, suddenly found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-Continental Train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? ... I'm awfully cold.'

    She said, 'I have a better idea, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow! That's a great idea! He exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.....

    " To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."

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    That made me laugh. :D
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Very funny I liked it
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