Dogs are God's gift to humanity. Cats are His joke on us.
Dogs are faithful and loyal. They trust their masters and show complete devotion, like God would like us to do with Him.
Cats are bulemic, vain, self-absorbed, and obey no one. They are soulless killers of smaller creatures, and would be as bad-ass as the honey badger if they weren't afraid of loud noises. They are like humans at their worst.
This is one of the best descriptions of the differences between dogs and cats that I've ever seen. Way to go, Noonwitch!
" To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."
"A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"