Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
Dogs are God's gift to humanity. Cats are His joke on us.

Dogs are faithful and loyal. They trust their masters and show complete devotion, like God would like us to do with Him.

Cats are bulemic, vain, self-absorbed, and obey no one. They are soulless killers of smaller creatures, and would be as bad-ass as the honey badger if they weren't afraid of loud noises. They are like humans at their worst.
This is one of the best descriptions of the differences between dogs and cats that I've ever seen. Way to go, Noonwitch!