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    My cat has lived with a dog her whole life, so she has some behaviors that are dog-like. She comes when I call her, and sleeps in bed with me and the dog. She also will eat dog food, if she feels like it.

    But she's still a cat-she scratches at stuff, she uses a litter box, she hunts any bugs that get in the house, and so on .
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    A cat that thinks she/he's like a dog is just a cross-dresser. Here's how we keep'em out of the back yard...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    Dogs hump, cats jump (how's your leg?)



    Dogs catch, cats scratch. (how is your leg, furniture and window treatments...:D)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madisonian View Post
    Dogs catch, cats scratch. (how is your leg, furniture and window treatments...:D)
    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
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    My wife's Bijon Frise is just like a cat.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    We have two cats. One of them has figured out how to open doors, food jars and cabinets. She's not like a dog, she's like a super-intelligent primate, but without opposable thumbs, which is the only reason that we're still in charge in the house. :D
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    Dogs are God's gift to humanity. Cats are His joke on us.


    Dogs are faithful and loyal. They trust their masters and show complete devotion, like God would like us to do with Him.

    Cats are bulemic, vain, self-absorbed, and obey no one. They are soulless killers of smaller creatures, and would be as bad-ass as the honey badger if they weren't afraid of loud noises. They are like humans at their worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Dogs are God's gift to humanity. Cats are His joke on us.


    Dogs are faithful and loyal. They trust their masters and show complete devotion, like God would like us to do with Him.

    Cats are bulemic, vain, self-absorbed, and obey no one. They are soulless killers of smaller creatures, and would be as bad-ass as the honey badger if they weren't afraid of loud noises. They are like humans at their worst.
    can your dog do this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Dogs are God's gift to humanity. Cats are His joke on us.


    Dogs are faithful and loyal. They trust their masters and show complete devotion, like God would like us to do with Him.

    Cats are bulemic, vain, self-absorbed, and obey no one. They are soulless killers of smaller creatures, and would be as bad-ass as the honey badger if they weren't afraid of loud noises. They are like humans at their worst.


    I WILL HAVE YOU FOR DINNER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    I WILL HAVE YOU FOR DINNER.

    Bring it. The pooch is coked up and ready to go. :D

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