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    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

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    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

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    I hope you filed it under G for garbage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    I hope you filed it under G for garbage?
    I would first take it and absorb the grease from a freshly cooked strip of bacon, I would also soak a dollar bill in the bacon grease and send them both back in an unmarked envelope, Al be praised!
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    It hit the shredder. The bacon grease would have been too messy. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I would first take it and absorb the grease from a freshly cooked strip of bacon, I would also soak a dollar bill in the bacon grease and send them both back in an unmarked envelope, Al be praised!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    Ha! Ha!

    Oh Mercy ... Allah be dingled, not praised!!!

    ("dingled" euphemism for DAMNED ... just in case any of his followers are checking out CU! :D)

    Funny SR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    A lot of people of British ancestry are descendants of Mohammed through the descendants of the Emir of Seville.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    A lot of people of British ancestry are descendants of Mohammed through the descendants of the Emir of Seville.
    Hah!

    Yes, I am a transplanted Brit ... and whether or not it be "The Emire or The Barber"
    of Seville ... I claim no relationship!

    So there! :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    Send them a crenalated foreskin as a down payment....
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    Did you get a postage not required return card or envelope, SR?

    I'm in the habit of wrapping a brick in brown paper, afixing the "no postage required" return to it, and dropping it in a mailbox. They're usually from AARP.
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