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    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

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    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

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    I hope you filed it under G for garbage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    I hope you filed it under G for garbage?
    I would first take it and absorb the grease from a freshly cooked strip of bacon, I would also soak a dollar bill in the bacon grease and send them both back in an unmarked envelope, Al be praised!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    It hit the shredder. The bacon grease would have been too messy. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I would first take it and absorb the grease from a freshly cooked strip of bacon, I would also soak a dollar bill in the bacon grease and send them both back in an unmarked envelope, Al be praised!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    Ha! Ha!

    Oh Mercy ... Allah be dingled, not praised!!!

    ("dingled" euphemism for DAMNED ... just in case any of his followers are checking out CU! :D)

    Funny SR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    A lot of people of British ancestry are descendants of Mohammed through the descendants of the Emir of Seville.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    A lot of people of British ancestry are descendants of Mohammed through the descendants of the Emir of Seville.
    Hah!

    Yes, I am a transplanted Brit ... and whether or not it be "The Emire or The Barber"
    of Seville ... I claim no relationship!

    So there! :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    In addition to being a former Dem I apparently am also a Muslim!!!

    I mean, why else would I get a piece of mail today from the Muslim Legal Fund of America asking for money??? Allah be praised!!!!

    :D
    Send them a crenalated foreskin as a down payment....
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    Did you get a postage not required return card or envelope, SR?

    I'm in the habit of wrapping a brick in brown paper, afixing the "no postage required" return to it, and dropping it in a mailbox. They're usually from AARP.

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