three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. One Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly."that Was My Pager," She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Herpalm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!