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  1. #1 What if...every liberal in the world suddenly vaporized? 
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    Would anybody miss them? Would the world be a better place?

    Let's examine this....

    1. No more obama, biden, "walking corpse" reid, "botox" pelosi, schumck chumer, bwaney fwank, tony weiner, tiger man wu, or any the plethora of Leninist/Stalinist politicians in Washington...our budget would be back in order and the United States would quickly return to greatness...This is BIG PLUS.

    2. We would lose about 90% of the blacks and 60% of the Hispanics in the USA. This would be a major blow to the NFL, NBA and MLB. However, it would also pretty much end the illegal immigration problem, cut down on unemployment, welfare and foodstamps. Overall a PLUS.

    3. Prisons and jails would be almost empty. NJCardFan would be out of work, not a good thing for him, but good for us as a society...a BIG PLUS.

    4. We would lose many actors, musicians and artists. However, they haven't done anything worthwhile in over 25 years, and it's already on film, vinyl or canvas...so we won't have to listen to those uneducated idiots blather about things they know nothing about...a PLUS.

    5. Europe and Great Britain would be decimated in population. They could finally get their finances back in order (as would the United States)...a BIG PLUS.

    6. Muslim countries would be unaffected. However, without the blathering moonbats , we could deal with them appropriately...a BIG PLUS.

    7. Communist China would be relatively unaffected. However, since Communism has long used left wing ideologies as a method of destroying the United States, their primary weapon against us would be gone...a BIG PLUS.

    These are just a few of the good things off the top of my head regarding all liberals vaporizing over night. If you're watching "Torchwood - Miracle Day", they are calling that "miracle", the Blessing.

    Maybe this would be ours.

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    If that happened, I might have thought I died and went to heaven. :)

    You forgot the RINO's though.
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    We would finally achieve the Utopia they envision
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    No more B/W of DU Forum material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

    TNO would get his wish!!!! He'd be gone of course...:D
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    CU would become a choir house....big minus


    without cheetos stained zippers, we'd have to get close enough to SMELL people that don't shower




    Who would we make fun of


    I mean, Poli's gone.....:(





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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    No more B/W of DU Forum material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

    TNO would get his wish!!!! He'd be gone of course...:D
    Who would MikeMalloy Fan, Fan????
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Would anybody miss them? Would the world be a better place?

    Let's examine this....

    1. No more obama, biden, "walking corpse" reid, "botox" pelosi, schumck chumer, bwaney fwank, tony weiner, tiger man wu, or any the plethora of Leninist/Stalinist politicians in Washington...our budget would be back in order and the United States would quickly return to greatness...This is BIG PLUS.

    2. We would lose about 90% of the blacks and 60% of the Hispanics in the USA. This would be a major blow to the NFL, NBA and MLB. However, it would also pretty much end the illegal immigration problem, cut down on unemployment, welfare and foodstamps. Overall a PLUS.

    3. Prisons and jails would be almost empty. NJCardFan would be out of work, not a good thing for him, but good for us as a society...a BIG PLUS.

    4. We would lose many actors, musicians and artists. However, they haven't done anything worthwhile in over 25 years, and it's already on film, vinyl or canvas...so we won't have to listen to those uneducated idiots blather about things they know nothing about...a PLUS.

    5. Europe and Great Britain would be decimated in population. They could finally get their finances back in order (as would the United States)...a BIG PLUS.

    6. Muslim countries would be unaffected. However, without the blathering moonbats , we could deal with them appropriately...a BIG PLUS.

    7. Communist China would be relatively unaffected. However, since Communism has long used left wing ideologies as a method of destroying the United States, their primary weapon against us would be gone...a BIG PLUS.

    These are just a few of the good things off the top of my head regarding all liberals vaporizing over night. If you're watching "Torchwood - Miracle Day", they are calling that "miracle", the Blessing.

    Maybe this would be ours.

    Thoughts?
    What are you smoking these days ?....Last such wish I am aware of was Kings 'I had a Dream' ..For better or worse we must play our cards as the dealer shuffled them,no short cuts ,no tears..All things pass away so shall we....We all have our role to play,to Marry,raise a family,see our grandkids,hopefully our great grandkids,grow old and die.... The only worthwhile game in town...
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    What are you smoking these days ?....Last such wish I am aware of was Kings 'I had a Dream' ..For better or worse we must play our cards as the dealer shuffled them,no short cuts ,no tears..All things pass away so shall we....We all have our role to play,to Marry,raise a family,see our grandkids,hopefully our great grandkids,grow old and die.... The only worthwhile game in town...
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