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  1. #1 Anyone know the requirements on getting a job at a guitar shop? 
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    Because there are several where i live,even one that is a island version of guitar center.

    Because i know a little about guitars and stuff.
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    I'd say your best bet is to go in there and ask them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hai View Post
    Because there are several where i live,even one that is a island version of guitar center.

    Because i know a little about guitars and stuff.
    I think you have to smoke pot and own at least one tye-dye shirt. It also helps if you drive a real Vespa or VW Bus covered with the bumper stickers of bands that no one has ever heard of.

    But seriously, I would love working in a guitar shop if smoking pot didn't annoy me.
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    You would make an excellent Guitar salesperson, put in an app and tell them you would really like the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    I think you have to smoke pot and own at least one tye-dye shirt. It also helps if you drive a real Vespa or VW Bus covered with the bumper stickers of bands that no one has ever heard of.

    But seriously, I would love working in a guitar shop if smoking pot didn't annoy me.
    For a middle age fag, your aspirations of job growth are not too high. :eek:
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    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by hai View Post
    Because there are several where i live,even one that is a island version of guitar center.

    Because i know a little about guitars and stuff.
    I would submit that knowing a lot more than "a little about guitars and stuff" would be a likely prerequisite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I would submit that knowing a lot more than "a little about guitars and stuff" would be a likely prerequisite.
    If you can't open the Help Wanted section of the newspaper and point to your occupation, then you are screwed. Mechanic, carpenter, salesman, nurse, administrative assistant, civil engineer, truck driver, SOMETHING!.......... You can unscrew yourself by seeking out education or training.
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