Thread: Bird Dropping Facial
#1 Bird Dropping Facial08-24-2011, 01:35 AMThe “Geisha Facial” (apparently calling it “Bird Shit Facial” doesn’t go over well with upscale spa clientele) is actually an ancient Japanese beauty secret, used by Geishas since the 18th Century. Somehow someone discovered that the feces of the Nightingale was one of the few things that could efficiently wash off the thick white make-up traditionally worn. While our white base wearing days may be over, nightingale poop is again being put to good use to soften, skin tone and even dislodge stubborn blackheads. It’s the natural enzymes and amino acid Guanine (a shimmery light refracting compound also found in fish scales and bat feces), known to brighten and cleanse, that does the trick!The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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08-24-2011, 10:46 PM
This is like those people who drink coffee made from beans that have already been eaten and shit back out.
WTF is wrong with people?In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
08-24-2011, 11:16 PM
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- Florida. The Cuban Part.
I'll stick with my Honey and Almond Oat facial, thank you.
~QC"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is hard business. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Rudyard Kipling - (1865-1936)
Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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