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  1. #1 59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time 
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    Kentuckian George Howard is facing several criminal charges following his arrest this morning for allegedly engaging in some illegal automotive multitasking.

    Meet George Howard.

    The Kentucky man was arrested early this morning after police spotted his 2006 Ford swerving across the road in a Louisville suburb. At one point, the vehicle collided with the curb, almost causing an accident.

    Cops say that Howard, 59, was having difficulty controlling the auto because he was simultaneously driving, drinking a beer, and having sex with his 53-year-old female passenger (whose head was buried between Howard’s legs). ...


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    What, he wasn't texting or smoking a cigarette too? He's not really much of a multi-tasker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    What, he wasn't texting or smoking a cigarette too? He's not really much of a multi-tasker.
    at lest he was in the front seat and not doing 80mph :D:eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    What, he wasn't texting or smoking a cigarette too? He's not really much of a multi-tasker.
    If he could wrap a leg around his neck while having oral sex and drive ,be on the phone, texting with his toes and a lit cigar in his mouth he'd make Guinness book of world records..
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    If he could wrap a leg around his neck while having oral sex and drive ,be on the phone, texting with his toes and a lit cigar in his mouth he'd make Guinness book of world records..
    do you really want him to beat your record? ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    do you really want him to beat your record? ;)
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