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    Default 09-09-2008, 10:04 AM
    Have we done this one already? What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard in a song? You know - one of those lines where you know the writer was really tired and just stuck something in to fill the gap? I’m sure there’s some real groaners out there - come on people.

    BTW - extra points if the song was used in a movie.


    Here's mine:

    I am woman watch me grow
    See me standing toe to toe
    As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
    But I'm still an embryo
    With a long long way to go
    Until I make my brother understand

    I Am Woman Lyrics by Helen Reddy

    (oh Jesus - burn my eyes out!):eek:
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    Default 09-09-2008, 11:49 AM
    We did do this before, and I'll stick with what I used the last time! Truly wierd lyrics! No bonus.

    The Tubes: Baby your face is mutated ( actually good music)

    “As I came back from galaxy seven
    I’d dream of your face and I’d be in heaven
    You used to be so very neat
    Now your features are all fried meat
    Ooo ooo baby, your face is mutated
    Mutated”

    “When I look at you baby I wish you were dead now
    You used to be the one I trusted, but not anymore
    Seeing you now just leaves me disgusted”

    “It’s not your fault, you know it’s true
    That I wanted to puke when I laid eyes on you
    You know I love you always
    But your nose is on, uh, sideways
    Your face really ate it”

    “Baby Your Face Is Mutated”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlpBa6euxYs

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    Default 09-09-2008, 11:53 AM
    It's a tie for me....between Wham's "Wake Me Up (Before you Go-go)" and "We Built This City" from Starship. :eek: Hard to believe the latter wrote "White Rabbit".
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    Default 09-09-2008, 12:03 PM
    I love you like a fat kid loves cake. ~ fiddy cent
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    Default 09-09-2008, 12:07 PM
    I was your lover and your secretarr. Mary J. Blige
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    Default 09-09-2008, 12:45 PM
    Chicago, circa 1982:

    "Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day, from your body".

    Stupid. I won't even get started on post Grand Illusion Styx.
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    Default 09-09-2008, 12:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Chicago, circa 1982:

    "Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day, from your body".

    Stupid. I won't even get started on post Grand Illusion Styx.
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    Default 09-09-2008, 12:54 PM
    ABBA - Fernando
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohr4P8E_io
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    Default 09-09-2008, 02:50 PM
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    Macarthur Park, written by Jimmy Webb
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Default 09-09-2008, 03:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    Macarthur Park, written by Jimmy Webb
    I can't believe it took so long for somebody to mention that.
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