Thread: Worst Lyrics Ever?
#1 Worst Lyrics Ever?09-09-2008, 11:04 AM
Have we done this one already? What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard in a song? You know - one of those lines where you know the writer was really tired and just stuck something in to fill the gap? I’m sure there’s some real groaners out there - come on people.
BTW - extra points if the song was used in a movie.
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
I Am Woman Lyrics by Helen Reddy
(oh Jesus - burn my eyes out!):eek:At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
09-09-2008, 12:49 PM
We did do this before, and I'll stick with what I used the last time! Truly wierd lyrics! No bonus.
The Tubes: Baby your face is mutated ( actually good music)
“As I came back from galaxy seven
I’d dream of your face and I’d be in heaven
You used to be so very neat
Now your features are all fried meat
Ooo ooo baby, your face is mutated
“When I look at you baby I wish you were dead now
You used to be the one I trusted, but not anymore
Seeing you now just leaves me disgusted”
“It’s not your fault, you know it’s true
That I wanted to puke when I laid eyes on you
You know I love you always
But your nose is on, uh, sideways
Your face really ate it”
“Baby Your Face Is Mutated”
:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
09-09-2008, 12:53 PM
It's a tie for me....between Wham's "Wake Me Up (Before you Go-go)" and "We Built This City" from Starship. :eek: Hard to believe the latter wrote "White Rabbit"."The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
09-09-2008, 01:03 PM
I love you like a fat kid loves cake. ~ fiddy cent
09-09-2008, 01:07 PM
I was your lover and your secretarr. Mary J. BligeI feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
noonwitchGuest09-09-2008, 01:45 PM
Chicago, circa 1982:
"Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day, from your body".
Stupid. I won't even get started on post Grand Illusion Styx.
09-09-2008, 01:54 PM
ABBA - Fernando
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohr4P8E_ioI feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
09-09-2008, 03:50 PM
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Macarthur Park, written by Jimmy WebbAt Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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