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    Throughout the night
    when there's no direct light
    and a thin veil of clouds
    keeps the stars out of sight
    I can smell the colors
    outside on my lawn
    the moist green organic
    that my feet tread upon
    and the black oleander
    surrounded by blues
    I GET SO OVERWHELMED
    by olfactory hues

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    "Come together" - I am a huge Beatles fan, and I like this song but lyrics - wise I just don't get it.

    Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
    He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
    He got hair down to his knee
    Got to be a joker he just do what he please

    He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
    He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
    He say "I know you, you know me"
    One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
    Come together right now over me

    He bag production he got walrus gumboot
    He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
    He got feet down below his knee
    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
    Come together right now over me

    He roller-coaster he got early warning
    He got muddy water he one mojo filter
    He say "One and one and one is three"
    Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
    Come together right now over me
    I long for the days when our President actually liked our country.
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    Amateurs!!! :D

    I wanna find somebody to care,
    I wanna catch some rice in my hair.
    I need love and I want you, I do,
    I wanna spend my life loving you.

    Refrain: Rice Is Nice, that's what they say,
    Rice Is Nice, throw some my way,
    Rice Is Nice on any day,
    Twice as nice when violins play.

    If I decide to walk beside you,
    Can I depend on your love staying true?
    And when I get older and wrinkles appear,
    Will I still find some rice in my hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Constitutionally Speaking View Post
    "Come together" - I am a huge Beatles fan, and I like this song but lyrics - wise I just don't get it.
    Hahaha. :D

    I never took the time to analyze the lyrics on that one - I just like the bass and that *shhhhk* noise they make. :D

    I could probably make an entire forum dedicated to bad hip-hop lyrics, but when it comes to stupid lyrics, you have to include "Cotton Eye Joe". As near as I can figure, the lyrics are simply

    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
    I'd been married long time ago
    Where did you come from where did you go
    Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
    ad infinitum.

    This song is truly what happens when first cousins breed.
    Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Warrior View Post
    And when I get older and wrinkles appear,
    Will I still find some rice in my hair.
    Someone needs to be kicked right in the balls for that line.
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    Hahaha. :D

    I never took the time to analyze the lyrics on that one - I just like the bass and that *shhhhk* noise they make. :D

    I could probably make an entire forum dedicated to bad hip-hop lyrics, but when it comes to stupid lyrics, you have to include "Cotton Eye Joe". As near as I can figure, the lyrics are simply



    ad infinitum.

    This song is truly what happens when first cousins breed.
    Oh Cripes, I kind of like that song!! :o
    I long for the days when our President actually liked our country.
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