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    Not to steal LP's thunder, but I started back working out last night and listened to this song. I like angry music when I work out. This has to be one of the best lyrics ever.

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    That'll stab you in the head
    whether you're a fag or lez
    Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
    Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
    Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
    Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
    That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
    They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
    Hey, it's me, Versace
    Whoops, somebody shot me!
    And I was just checkin the mail
    Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
    How many records you expectin to sell
    after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
    C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
    Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
    Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
    Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
    Oh, and please send me a brand new car
    And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
    Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
    You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
    You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
    I watch TV, and Comcast cable
    and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
    You can't stop me from toppin these charts
    And you can't stop me from droppin each March
    with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
    Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
    Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7DDTd_ZZIk
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    WOW, I butchered the shit outta that title. Mods, a little help, please. Before Linda90210 sees it.:D
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Too late, of course. ;) What band is it?

    Never mind - just clicked the video for a moment.
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    I guess it's a little corny but I always loved this:

    Time in a Bottle
    If I could save time in a bottle
    The first thing that Id like to do
    Is to save every day
    Till eternity passes away
    Just to spend them with you

    If I could make days last forever
    If words could make wishes come true
    Id save every day like a treasure and then,
    Again, I would spend them with you

    But there never seems to be enough time
    To do the things you want to do
    Once you find them
    Ive looked around enough to know
    That youre the one I want to go
    Through time with

    If I had a box just for wishes
    And dreams that had never come true
    The box would be empty
    Except for the memory
    Of how they were answered by you


    But there never seems to be enough time
    To do the things you want to do
    Once you find them
    Ive looked around enough to know
    That youre the one I want to go
    Through time with
    bittersweet, he died too soon
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Too late, of course. ;) What band is it?

    Never mind - just clicked the video for a moment.
    Damn!!!!!!!!!
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Too late, of course. ;) What band is it?

    Never mind - just clicked the video for a moment.
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    These lyrics always stuck, not angry but real life.
    Everlast: Ends

    Ends
    Some people will rob their mother for the ends
    Rats snitch on one another for the ends
    Sometimes kids get murdered for the ends
    So before we go any further I want my ends

    I knew this cat named Darrel who didn't have a dollar
    He was Harvard material, Ivy League scholar
    Had a Ph.D., had an M.B.A.
    But now he's waiting tables 'cause there's rent to pay
    Companyies downsizing, inflation's rising
    Can't find a job, he's feeling kinda stressed
    Doesn't even feel the effects when he's 'sessed
    Forgot to count how many times he been blessed
    So he falls off track, starts smokin' the crack
    And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react
    Sells the shirt off his back, shoes off his feet
    He's losing all his teeth now he's out in the street
    And all of a sudden he's like Jesse James
    Trying to stick up kids holding watches and chains
    But he's from business school and he's nervous with a tool
    So he ends up on his back in a bloody pool
    For the

    CHORUS

    I knew this chick named Sally she had a nice strut
    And everywhere that I went she was up in the cut
    Swingin that butt like place ya ad here
    Only rappin' mens that rock the fly gear
    Brand name wearin', champagne wavin'
    Jewels around her neck, a lotta style she's cravin'
    Ain't no savin' she's doin' all spendin'
    If you do the lendin' she'll do the bendin'
    Straight machine vendin' it's money for take
    Shopping sprees get her on her knees
    And if you hit her with the keys to your crib you actin' funny
    Come home one day, find her countin' out your money
    From the Wetlands all the way to the Apollo
    If you're broke she's spittin', if you're rich she might swallow
    For the

    CHORUS

    I knew these two home boys that made a lot of noise
    Makin' money on the block and kids was on they jock
    They was tougher than leather like Reverend Run
    DMC, they was totin' guns
    Holdin' weight, going outta state
    Stacking mad chips and pushin' phat whips
    Fly jewels and clothes and got no job
    And then one disappeared and one got robbed
    For the

    CHORUS (2x)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JHuN...eature=related

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    I like LL's pick. Rebel's lyrics scare me.:eek:
    Loyalty Binds Me- Motto of Richard III
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    Almost anything by Warren Zevon has great lyrics.

    For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer (Warren Zevon)

    I can saw a woman in two
    But you won't want to look in the box when I do
    I can make love disappear
    For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

    I can pull a rabbit out of a hat
    I can pull it out but I can't put it back
    I can make love disappear
    For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

    It's lonely up here
    When the tricks have been played
    And the spotlights have faded
    And the plans that we made
    Have fallen apart
    It's lonely as hell
    And there's no magic spell
    For a broken heart

    You can put me in chains and I will escape
    Better not wait up 'cause I might be late
    I can make love disappear
    For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

    I can saw a woman in two
    But you won't want to look in the box when I do
    I can make love disappear
    For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
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    i personally enjoy the dead kennedy's song:

    "Kill The Poor"

    Efficiency and progress is ours once more
    Now that we have the Neutron bomb
    It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
    Away with excess enemy
    But no less value to property
    No sense in war but perfect sense at home:

    The sun beams down on a brand new day
    No more welfare tax to pay
    Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
    Jobless millions whisked away
    At last we have more room to play
    All systems go to kill the poor tonight

    Gonna
    Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

    Behold the sparkle of champagne
    The crime rate's gone
    Feel free again
    O' life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White
    Jane Fonda on the screen today
    Convinced the liberals it's okay
    So let's get dressed and dance away the night

    While they:
    Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight
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