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  1. #1 Why Peeing in Courtroom Trash Cans Isnít Advisable 
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    Looking for ways to make your upcoming criminal trial more memorable for everyone involved? Urinating into a courtroom trash can while the judge and various spectators are present is one way to achieve results, as one Texas teen recently demonstrated.

    It might not go over well with everyone, though. As KYTX-TV ("your local news leader" in Tyler, Texas) reports, after 17-year-old defendant Corey Webb walked over to a courtroom trash can, undid his pants, and peed into that can like it was a perfectly normal thing to do, a judge scolded him:

    "I don't know how you were raised, but peeing in a trash can in a state district courtroom is inappropriate behavior. This is the second conversation we've had. There won't be a third."

    Just keep in mind that your judge might respond similarly.

    For those of you who are wondering why Webb was in court in the first place: In July 2010, he reportedly pulled a gun out of his backpack and shot at an intake officer inside the Smith Juvenile Attention Center. This resulted in an aggravated assault of a peace officer charge, which carries a prison sentence ranging from five years to life....... A news report suggests that Webb's mother blames the attention center for her son's crime because officers allegedly never checked Webb's bag for weapons. Huh.

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    ...Webb's mother blames the attention center for her son's crime because officers allegedly never checked Webb's bag for weapons...
    Therein lies the origin of The Problem. I'm not saying being raised poorly, I'm saying an inherited inability to think clearly.

    There is no cure.:(
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    Quote Originally Posted by TruckerMe View Post
    Therein lies the origin of The Problem. I'm not saying being raised poorly, I'm saying an inherited inability to think clearly.

    There is no cure.:(
    At least the half-wit didn't pee on the judges shoe...
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    Sticking his head in the can would cure him of ever peeing in public.
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    All together now....what's his DU name?
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