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  1. #1 Porker Cheats Death With Fat-Fu. 
    Rotund man's obesity stops bullet

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    A 280 lb mugging victim's life was saved in Germany when a bullet fired at him was trapped in his fat.

    Rolf Mittelhaus tells the Austrian Times he was attacked by a mugger and heard a loud bang, but he didn't feel any pain because he says he'd "been drinking and didn't really know what was going on."

    Mittelhaus didn't know he had been shot until he was examined after reporting the attack to police two days later.

    The bullet fell out of his rolls of fat while he was being examined for injuries.
    Behold, Grasshopper, the Pork Rinds of Immortality! Eat and grow strong.

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    Bumping for porker acceptance.
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    Resident Unliked Meanie Shannon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Bumping for porker acceptance.
    No porker acceptance here. I've always known that I was screwed if I ended up on some deserted island but I never thought of the fat roll dodging bullet thing. Maybe I should actually start eating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    No porker acceptance here. I've always known that I was screwed if I ended up on some deserted island but I never thought of the fat roll dodging bullet thing. Maybe I should actually start eating.
    You could both eat and practice at the range (not simultaneously). That's what I do.
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    So, I shouldn't get fat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    So, I shouldn't get fat?
    Well, it's just my opinion but I'd say, "No". Become much more dangerous. That's always worked for me. :)
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    You can be dangerous and still use the Hung Chow technique.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    You can be dangerous and still use the Hung Chow technique.
    You can be even more dangerous and use the Step-Away-From-The-Chocolate-Cupcake technique (hollow point loads, pre-ban clip). :)
    Last edited by Gingersnap; 09-09-2008 at 10:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You can even more dangerous and use the Step-Away-From-The-Chocolate-Cupcake technique (hollow point loads, pre-ban clip). :)
    The Spirit who gave claws to the tiger also gave wings to...the...flying...........pig........um......
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Saw something like that on COPS about 7 years ago. Big guy in Compton got shot with a .22. It put a hole in his shirt and left a little broken skin but no damage...
    Yes..this camera is heavy.
    No...you can't be on TV.
    Look kid, go bother the reporter...I'm busy!!!
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