http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...old-man-876543
She has some crazy eyes, bet she is wild in the sack but you must wear protection....neck protection :)
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...old-man-876543
She has some crazy eyes, bet she is wild in the sack but you must wear protection....neck protection :)
She sounds confused.Vampires suck blood , they don't eat flesh...Is She a new breed.. Hybrid Vampire/Cannibal ?
The old dude was asleep in his scooter waiting for Hooters to open so she jumped him...To have sex with her you would have to be pretty hard up....Forget neck protection,you'd need a full suit of armor to keep from being eaten .....Half way through she'd turn into a bat and fly away with you stuck to her rear end..:eek:.
Florida and California are magnets for both the best and the worst of people.
Both of the people in this article are from Georgia. Now I love my Georgia (Dad was a rambling wreck) but it does send us some characters. Ohio, however, seems to be the point of origin for our stranger crimes and "grandma stuffed in the sewer pipe" type criminals.
Florida has all the losers because it takes in retards from the rest of the country. :D
I won.![]()
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