Every day, I'm bombarded with dozens of press releases and PR blasts. Some get noticed, some get ignored. Such is the life of a blogger. But yesterday morning, this one -- simply because of the sheer absurdity of the subject -- caught my attention.
Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" California-based skin flick production company, announced yesterday that they've "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." Spokesperson Quentin Boyer confirmed it. The porn company is trying to figure out a way to "thwart fate" and ride out Armageddon, currently scheduled for December 21, 2012, say some. If nothing else, the underground sex lair in the California hills will be a new location for the studio to broadcast from. That's probably a better explanation for why this zombie-proof fallout shelter will feature "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio." I'm sure the video cache is quite robust as well. Here's the full press-release from Pink Visual:
VAN NUYS, Calif. – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today that the company has begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.
According to Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave,” adding that the company “intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”