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  1. #1 Pr0n Studio Building Massive Underground Bunker to ‘Ride Out the 2012 Apocalypse’ 
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    Every day, I'm bombarded with dozens of press releases and PR blasts. Some get noticed, some get ignored. Such is the life of a blogger. But yesterday morning, this one -- simply because of the sheer absurdity of the subject -- caught my attention.



    Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" California-based skin flick production company, announced yesterday that they've "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." Spokesperson Quentin Boyer confirmed it. The porn company is trying to figure out a way to "thwart fate" and ride out Armageddon, currently scheduled for December 21, 2012, say some. If nothing else, the underground sex lair in the California hills will be a new location for the studio to broadcast from. That's probably a better explanation for why this zombie-proof fallout shelter will feature "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio." I'm sure the video cache is quite robust as well. Here's the full press-release from Pink Visual:



    VAN NUYS, Calif. – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today that the company has begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.


    According to Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave,” adding that the company “intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”
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    so we need porn after the apocalypse?? duh
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    Quote Originally Posted by namvet View Post
    so we need porn after the apocalypse?? duh
    Well there probably won't be much on the TV by then, entertainment will be in short supply so he's filling a gap in the market. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Well there probably won't be much on the TV by then, entertainment will be in short supply so he's filling a gap in the market. ;)
    Groan! That was bad, shame shame shame shame.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Groan! That was bad, shame shame shame shame.:D
    I know, I'm sorry. You have stiffened my resolve not to make any more bad puns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    I know, I'm sorry. You have stiffened my resolve not to make any more bad puns.
    I don't believe you!:D
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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