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  1. #1 Blind Man, Dyke Bar Joke 
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    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
    barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
    bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
    the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
    is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five
    things.

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
    joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
    Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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    Now that's one of the better blond jokes I've seen.
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