Thread: Blind Man, Dyke Bar Joke
#1 Blind Man, Dyke Bar Joke
09-17-2011, 10:02 PM
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
09-18-2011, 02:18 AM
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
- Brandon, FL
Now that's one of the better blond jokes I've seen.Onward Thru the Fog
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