While driving into town (we live in a rural area) with my son

[LibraryLady]

I only go skating on Death Star night. :D

You didn't comment on the last one so I will pick at you again!
You skate at:

[Full-Auto]

I've been trying to organize a drunken, orgy, heavy metal, womanizing, dog kicking Skate Night lately. I've had very little support. The darn Christians have all the fun with their good morals and clean living. Drives me crazy. Who wants these do-gooders in their town anyway?

I want my kids exposed to drugs, rock and roll, alcohol, sex, and violence... it builds character. It's my right as a progressive father to demand these Christians leave my kids alone!

Idiots.

[Zeus]

I've been trying to organize a drunken, orgy, heavy metal, womanizing, dog kicking Skate Night lately. I've had very little support.

Aren't those called Gwar concerts ?

[linda22003]

I've been trying to organize a drunken, orgy, heavy metal, womanizing, dog kicking Skate Night lately.

All the other stuff aside, I would think that womanizing on skates would be dangerous, as well as beyond most people's skills in flexibility and balance.

[enslaved1]

Aren't those called Gwar concerts ?

GWAR on ice! Quick, someone call Sleazy P. Martini! They'll make another fortune. :D

[jinxmchue]

To be fair, a lot of DUers get it:
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And alternatively, a lot of them don't:

RedCappedBandit Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 04:50 PM
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1. Wow

Pathetic.

Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 04:51 PM
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2. Ask if they will have a PAGAN Sate night?

YEBBA Donating Member (993 posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 04:52 PM
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4. MY LOCAL RINK HAS A CHRISTIAN NIGHT

WHAT A PUKE

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THEY ARE SO AFRAID OF OTHER IDEAS.

patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 04:53 PM
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6. That's what churches have become, One Stop Shopping Social Clubs,mutual flattery societies,"misfits"

need not apply. And if a Misfit does get in, s/he will be counseled to enlist in the Military, if they're young enough.

Idealist Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 05:28 PM
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17. Wonder if they have separate drinking fountains? & non-Xians have to come in the back door maybe?

liberal N proud (1000+ posts)
Sun Jun-08-08 05:35 PM
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20. Many skate rinks have Christian Skate nights

Not sure what is different from any other night but it is a scheme to get the bible bangers into the rink and spend some money there.

And a big ol' "f you" to you, too, DUmp monkeys.

[LibraryLady]

This will really thrill them (see purple box)