Stern, Virgin Seal Deal To Hawk Hottie's Virginity To Highest Bidder.

**Gingersnap** · 09-10-2008, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Rebel Yell

But why buy used when "brand new" is available?

You don't pay for the depreciation and dealer handling charges. :p

**linda22003** · 09-10-2008, 12:31 PM

Training time is minimized, as well.

**Cold Warrior** · 09-10-2008, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Shannon

Actually, no. I assume he prefers his women more "experienced".:p

Exactly! This whole virgin thing is extremely overrated. Who in the hell wants to have sex with someone who's never done it before? If you were a conductor, would you want your First Violin never to have played the violin? (A Greaseman joke lurks here somewhere) :D

**Cold Warrior** · 09-10-2008, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Rebel Yell

Tell me he wasn't the first person that popped to mind when you read this.

I really don't understand why? :D

**Rebel Yell** · 09-10-2008, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Cold Warrior

I really don't understand why? :D

Could it be the whole buying pussy thing?;)

**Cold Warrior** · 09-10-2008, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rebel Yell

Could it be the whole buying pussy thing?;)

Not "buying," "renting." And, just like with cars, when you rent, there's no maintenance. :D

**Elspeth** · 09-10-2008, 01:00 PM

Is it just me who is worried about the potential effect on this young woman? And on her future patients, if she gets that Marriage/Family therapy degree? I see an alcohol or drug problem in her future over this.