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    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you will listen to me

    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
    Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
    You know exactly who's to blame:
    The mother and the father!

    Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
    If you're not spoiled then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
    In Memory Of My Friend 1st Sgt. Tim Millsap A Co, 70th Eng. Bn. 3rd Bde 1st AD...K.I.A. 25 April 2005

    Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

    To Achieve Ordered Liberty You Must Have Moral Order As Well

    The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    You're trying too hard buddy, tone it down a little
    Then stop proving me right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by txradioguy View Post
    Actually, you're on to something here. The song that accompanies this song is not that unlike what those idiots want. Here are the lyrics:

    Veruca Salt:
    Gooses! Geeses!
    I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

    Mr. Salt:
    It will, sweetheart

    Veruca:
    At least a hundred a day

    Mr.Salt:
    Anything you say

    Veruca:
    And by the way

    Mr. Salt:
    What?

    Veruca:
    I want a feast.

    Mr. Salt:
    You ate before you came to the factory

    Veruca:
    I want a bean feast!

    Mr. Salt:
    Oh, one of those

    Veruca:
    Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
    So good you could go nuts

    Mr. Salt:
    You can have all those things when you get home

    Veruca:
    No, now!!

    I want a ball
    I want a party
    Pink macaroons and a million balloons
    And performing baboons and ...
    Give it to me
    Rrhh rhhh
    Now!

    I want the world
    I want the whole world
    I want to lock it all up in my pocket
    It's my bar of chocolate
    Give it to me
    Now!

    I want today
    I want tomorrow
    I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
    And I don't want to share 'em

    I want a party with room fulls of laughter
    Ten thousand tons of ice cream
    And if I don't get the things I am after
    I'm going to scream!

    I want the works
    I want the whole works
    Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
    Of all shapes and sizes
    And now
    Don't care how
    I want it now
    Don't care how
    I want it now
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