You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of youwill enjoy this morethan others.... Southerners can be so polite!
AtlantaTower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to landon runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -
Allah be Praised."
AtlantaTower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -
Allah is Great."
Saudi Air: "ATLANTATOWER - ATLANTATOWER !"
AtlantaTower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE?"
AtlantaTower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "Hey for us."