You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you
will enjoy this morethan others.... Southerners can be so polite!





AtlantaTower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to landon runway 9R."


Saudi Air
: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -


Allah be Praised."


AtlantaTower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."




Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -


Allah is Great."

Pause....



Saudi Air: "ATLANTATOWER - ATLANTATOWER !"



AtlantaTower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."


Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME

RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION

COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE?"





AtlantaTower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "Hey for us."