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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    You're setting your neice up with a gay dude?
    I was attempting to set my niece up with a nice guy to go out and dance with, and be home on time with no buttons out of place. Besides, I have no reason to believe he's gay, and the point is moot because she thinks he's too old as well. He's three years older than she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    I was attempting to set my niece up with a nice guy to go out and dance with, and be home on time with no buttons out of place. Besides, I have no reason to believe he's gay, and the point is moot because she thinks he's too old as well. He's three years older than she is.
    Older guys know to make sure buttons aren't out of place. Enjoy. No need to thank me. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    Old? I'd still nuzzle the girls.

    But anyway, I picked out a nice guy for my niece to date. He went to Catholic high school, hasn't been arrested (like most of his friends) and doesn't appear to be into drugs like the rest of the surfer crowd. He's bright eyed, going to college, buff (gymnastics and wrestling in college) and even though I suspect he might be gay, I decided to let her in on the plan. Did I mention that his father is a doctor?

    "Eww... he has all those ugly muscles."

    I was stunned. I had no idea that being magazine quality (sportswear and swimsuit, no nudity and you know why) was "ugly". When I reported this to my sister, she informed me that my niece was still in the androgynous phase, going gaga over guys in her drama class (oh, I see) , and that we should be grateful that we aren't dealing with other issues.
    I never had an androgynous phase. I had a 'collect-trans-chicks-with-weapons-as-friends-phase' but never wanted a guy that was prettier than me. Even when I was in drama class in high school.

    I blame Jeffree Starr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Girl's just gotta learn the hard way I guess. My sister is like that. She went through a succesive string of bad boyfriends.
    I might have known your sister, because I have always been THAT guy.
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