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  1. #1 Dear Abby 
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    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has
    recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My
    parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in
    Austin and is married to a transvestite. My father and
    mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
    sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two
    brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
    Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
    brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
    misconduct with his three children. I have recently become
    engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview ...
    She is a part time 'working girl'.

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
    fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
    certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama
    for President?

    Signed,
    Worried About My Reputation


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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has
    recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My
    parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in
    Austin and is married to a transvestite. My father and
    mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
    sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two
    brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
    Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
    brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
    misconduct with his three children. I have recently become
    engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview ...
    She is a part time 'working girl'.

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
    fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
    certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama
    for President?

    Signed,
    Worried About My Reputation


    Funny stuff.Sounds like a true life story on the DUmp to me !
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Funny stuff.Sounds like a true life story on the DUmp to me !
    Yeah, I had a tough time deciding where to post this. :D
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