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  1. #1 So, Jesus is sitting in a restaurant....... 
    Senior Member Rebel Yell's Avatar
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    A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"



    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.



    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced

    across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"



    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."



    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold glass of wine?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?



    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of wine.. "On my bill," he said loudly.



    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.



    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your

    kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up

    and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door..



    Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.



    The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."
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    Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
    Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
    Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
    Brian: Well, what happened?
    Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
    Brian: Cured?
    Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
    Brian: Who cured you?
    Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

    ~ From The Life of Brian
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