OK, so not many missed me. My previous job had been moved across state and my current job had me on a computer behind the company firewall. That thing was so tight at first it barred me from the internal job postings page saying...
"Access to the requested web page is denied using Burst Technology Filtering Software.
The Requested web page is categorized as Job Search.
If you think this is in error, please contact your system administrator."
Needless to say it kept me off the message boards for months.
So, what have I missed?