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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?
    Martha Stewart? :D
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    Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.
    It was a wood chipper, and he was acquitted. :D
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    The Jimmy Jane" could (arguably) be used as a grapefruit or cantaloupe scoop

    The "Real Touch", when I saw the insides and realized I’d be sticking my Johnson in-between a couple of opposing rubber tank tracks…. YIKES!

    The "Cone" - OK, I get the concept but the thought of squatting down on a device that will (apparently) spread your [preferred] orifice to the diameter of your hand?!? F-That!!

    The "Tenga Egg" - At first I thought this was some weird variation of the Ben-Wa-Ball, but no… apparently I’m supposed to stick my Johnson in this somehow. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to an “egg white omelet”
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made so and kept so by the exertions of better men [and women] than himself." ~John Stuart Mill, 1806 - 1873
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    The Jimmy Jane" could (arguably) be used as a grapefruit or cantaloupe scoop

    The "Real Touch", when I saw the insides and realized I’d be sticking my Johnson in-between a couple of opposing rubber tank tracks…. YIKES!

    The "Cone" - OK, I get the concept but the thought of squatting down on a device that will (apparently) spread your [preferred] orifice to the diameter of your hand?!? F-That!!

    The "Tenga Egg" - At first I thought this was some weird variation of the Ben-Wa-Ball, but no… apparently I’m supposed to stick my Johnson in this somehow. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to an “egg white omelet”
    The Jimmy Jane is pretty cool...and VERY expensive. I don't know anyone who has a $150 cantaloupe scoop. :p

    The real touch's insides are pretty pliable and probably made of "cyberskin" or some body grade silicone polymer that is meant to imitate the squeezing of a taught vaginal orfrice.

    Not really. The cone is pretty pliable and it vibrates. I know those who use it with a thin pillow or blanket, lie down over it and let the buzzing go through to the clitoris. Or the taint.

    The Tenga egg... is VERY stretchy - - holds lube VERY well. So, no matter the size of your tool, like a real woman, it'll stretch to fit. :p There's video-------------> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgDM-ILl3M )


    Yeah, for those who don't know - - I worked at a toy/porn shop before returning to respectable retail. :p

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    Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CueSi View Post
    Yeah, for those who don't know - - I worked at a toy/porn shop before returning to respectable retail. :p

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    Well if i ever need a consultant on such things I now know where to go!:o
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made so and kept so by the exertions of better men [and women] than himself." ~John Stuart Mill, 1806 - 1873
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    Well if i ever need a consultant on such things I now know where to go!:o
    If you're downrange long enough, they all begin to look like sex toys. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    If you're downrange long enough, they all begin to look like sex toys. :D
    True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made so and kept so by the exertions of better men [and women] than himself." ~John Stuart Mill, 1806 - 1873
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:
    Ah, yes. It's almost Thursday, isn't it? :eek::D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:
    You're in Afghanistan right now?

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    Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CueSi View Post
    But that's why I tend to favor GLASS as a good material for toys. Hypo-allergenic and kinda pretty. :D ~QC
    Isn't there kind of a risk for glass to break? :eek:
    I'm not sure I'd want something made out of glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    Isn't there kind of a risk for glass to break? :eek:
    I'm not sure I'd want something made out of glass.
    Give me real or give me nothing I say.
    What would you be doing with a glass sex toy to cause it to break? I keep mine in it's velvet pouch when I don't use it. I boil it before and after use.

    Glass is good because it is easy to clean, warms quickly to your body temperature or however cool or warm you wish it to be.

    Real is great when you have easy access to it and when it does everything you want it to, when you want it to. When you can't. . . that's where the magic of technology comes in.

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    Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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