Quiz: Sex Toy Or Kitchen Utensil?

**Odysseus** · 11-11-2011, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by CueSi

What would you be doing with a glass sex toy to cause it to break? I keep mine in it's velvet pouch when I don't use it. I boil it before and after use.

Glass is good because it is easy to clean, warms quickly to your body temperature or however cool or warm you wish it to be.

Real is great when you have easy access to it and when it does everything you want it to, when you want it to. When you can't. . . that's where the magic of technology comes in.

~QC

I would think that those toys are solid and would take a great deal of effort to break.

**CueSi** · 11-11-2011, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by Odysseus

I would think that those toys are solid and would take a great deal of effort to break.

Exactly. Most of these are hand-blown glass and if you treat them with care, they will treat you with care. ;)

~QC

**bijou** · 11-11-2011, 03:49 PM

Whether you're in the 99 percent or the 1 percent, sex is the one thing that unifies us all. It's not like the richest people on earth can upgrade to platinum genitals that fire aphrodisiac darts, right? Right?

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No, I don't want a diamond encrusted anything putting there, and neither do I want anything to do with The Thrill Hammer. :eek:

**Odysseus** · 11-11-2011, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by CueSi

Exactly. Most of these are hand-blown glass and if you treat them with care, they will treat you with care. ;)

~QC

Heheh... You said "hand-blown". :D

Originally Posted by bijou

Whether you're in the 99 percent or the 1 percent, sex is the one thing that unifies us all. It's not like the richest people on earth can upgrade to platinum genitals that fire aphrodisiac darts, right? Right?

Well, no they can't. But it turns out that rich people have access to all sorts of insane sex toys that the rest of us had no idea even existed. So the next time you see a celebrity or political sex scandal in the news, there's a chance they might have been using ...

Read more: 14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...#ixzz1dQayFieo

No, I don't want a diamond encrusted anything putting there, and neither do I want anything to do with The Thrill Hammer. :eek:

The most exclusive thing that the 1% can have that the rest of us can't is a trophy wife, unless you're the pool boy, in which case you have her fairly often. :D

**Arroyo_Doble** · 11-11-2011, 05:16 PM

What a weird thread.

**Molon Labe** · 11-11-2011, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Odysseus

The most exclusive thing that the 1% can have that the rest of us can't is a trophy wife

The 99% here.

Speak for yourself. I'm very blessed. Don't know how though.....

Got the one girl on earth with looks that doesn't know she has them.

**Arroyo_Doble** · 11-11-2011, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Molon Labe

The 99% here.

Speak for yourself. I'm very blessed. Don't know how though.....

Got the one girl on earth with looks that doesn't know she has them.

Reminds me of the joke, "Behind every beautiful woman is a man whose tired of putting up with her shit."

**Molon Labe** · 11-11-2011, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble

Reminds me of the joke, "Behind every beautiful woman is a man whose tired of putting up with her shit."

Well it's true. You can have "most attractive girl you ever seen here"......but after a few years of dealing with the 'tude'.....just doesn't do it for most guys anymore.