#1 Fishin'11-05-2011, 02:16 PMA man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the
chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime,
but I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment,
and my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.” The
man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for
the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, “Did you have a good
trip, dear?” The man replies, “Yep, the fishing was great… but you
forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.” His wife smiles and says, “Oh, no
I didn’t… I put them in your tackle box.”
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