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    Default 11-05-2011, 05:54 AM
    Slide show here

    I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be.
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    Default 11-05-2011, 09:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Slide show here

    I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be.
    it's for those eco-friendly types :D
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    Default 11-05-2011, 01:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Slide show here

    I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be.
    You'll need the sun to come out in the UK to find out.

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    Default 11-05-2011, 05:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    it's for those eco-friendly types :D
    Getting off while you save the planet! :D

    I like the "juicer" #10
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    Default 11-07-2011, 02:29 PM
    I'm not sure if I'm bummed or relieved that my server is blocking me from seeing the slide show.



    However, I did see Stripes and I remember the "Aunt Jemima treatment" Bill Murray administered to his MP girlfriend. So there probably is a fine line between sex toys and kitchen tools.
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    Default 11-07-2011, 03:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
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    I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be.
    "Kitchen Utensil. This container will keep your delicate banana safe from bruising." If you had a delicate banana, would you want it bruised? And given that, I don't see why it can't be both a toy and a utensil. :D
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    Default 11-07-2011, 06:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    "Kitchen Utensil. This container will keep your delicate banana safe from bruising." If you had a delicate banana, would you want it bruised? And given that, I don't see why it can't be both a toy and a utensil. :D
    The banana bunker could be both, but it may not be made out of the right material for insertion. Stuff like this has to be made of body safe material in order for to be used by the widest cross-section of people.

    But that's why I tend to favor GLASS as a good material for toys. Hypo-allergenic and kinda pretty. :D

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    Default 11-08-2011, 12:15 AM
    There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?
    When the delegates emerged from the Constitutional Convention in 1787, a Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got?” Franklin replied, “A republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
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    Default 11-08-2011, 12:31 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?
    Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.
    Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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    Default 11-08-2011, 12:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Wood View Post
    Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.
    I can't fix your your lack creativity. ;)
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